submissions

The Idiot's Submission Policy

The Idiot is always in need of FUNNY and entertaining material for both the website and its magazine. If you think you're funny enough, smart enough, idiotic enough, if you're strong and you can kick, or if you just feel like wasting our time with your mindless ramblings, well, then we don't have time for you. But if you wrote a kickass story / essay / article / poem / cartoon and you think it'll make us laugh, then send it to the following address:

Idiotsubmission@yahoo.com

Please note - we do NOT accept attachments. Submissions must be copy and pasted into the body of the message. If this is not possible or if you don't have a computer (which begs the question of how you're reading this) then you can always submit via snail mail at the following address:

• The Idiot - Submissions
• P.O. Box 69163
• L.A., CA 90069

You've seen the site, but you should also read the magazine. It will give you the best idea of what we're looking for. Do NOT send anything serious, anything "cute," anything merely amusing, anything that won't have me laughing by the end of page one! Failure to adhere to these stipulations will result in painful intestinal gas.